annie hall and others :)

dear friends
hope you are doing fine and judging from the flood of recent posts you must still be on vacation ;-) so to bring some action and maybe bit of laughter for those miserables who are at work something completely out of ETCR topics. Yesterday with my friends we had Woody Allen's night and since I am still with my mind somewhere in Manhattan here are some quotes of my favourite director :)
Enjoy!
anna

A fast word about oral contraception: I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'. ***Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night *** I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens *** I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government *** I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. *** I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. *** I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. *** I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.*** I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. *** I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. *** If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. *** In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. *** Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. *** Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. *** Marriage is the death of hope. *** Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. *** My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. ***To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.